He’s not a Muslim, Kenyan, or Indonesian, get real… He’s a JEDI!


President Obama got some attention for flashing that weird Star Trek hand symbol on the 2008 campaign trail, and by attention I mean I was annoyed that he was a Trekkie, but all those feelings of betrayal and resentment  have been swept away. The President showed off his force powers in  a duel with a US Olympic Fencer with a Lightsaber on the Whitehouse lawn. This was promotion event meant to garner support for Chicago’s bid for hosting the 2012 Olympics. Republicans better watch out for those Jedi Mind Tricks or they may find themselves in support Health-care reform!


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