John Campbell gets by with a little help from his friends: John Campbell doesn’t request earmarks, so the other OC members of Congress do it for him. Congressmen Miller, Calvert (especially Calvert), and Royce, and Congresswoman Sanchez all help out by asking for money for projects in Campbell’s district.
Those liberal scoundrels at the Chicago Sun-Times: Roger Ebert thanks O’Reilly for including his paper in his ‘Hall of Shame.’ “To be in an O’Reilly Hall of Fame would be a cruel blow to any newspaper. It would place us in the favor of a man who turns red and starts screaming when anyone disagrees with him….Yes, the Sun-Times is liberal, having recently endorsed our first Democrat for President since LBJ.”
How low would Jesus go? Rick Warren points out that “Jesus hung out with prostitutes, tax collectors and all different kinds of people. Today, he would have hung out with Democrats…” Seems pretty far-fetched, Rick! Liberal OC doubts Jesus would have stooped that low.
Misery loves publicity: Fox plans new recession-oriented reality show. “It’s the anti-‘Apprentice.’ Instead of contestants vying for a dream job, they’re fighting to keep the lousy one they already have.”
Your mother just didn’t want you to have any fun: Watching TV close to the set won’t hurt your eyes. It’s also ok to swim right after eating, crack your knuckles, and go out in the cold with wet hair.
Call-screener abruptly terminated from Limbaugh’s radio program: “CALLER: You turned people off with all your — all this ‘vote for Hillary’ and all this BS, because you must think people are really stupid.”
Jesus Christ is a liberal, Rick Warren is a Pharisee