Friday Afternoon Humor: The Republican-to-English Dictionary

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Gabriel Pec’s late goal propels Galaxy to win over FC Dallas
With a man advantage, Galaxy put away FC Dallas on Pec's winner in the 87th minute for the 2-1 win. The club finishes the regular season next Saturday at home against Minnesota United FC.
NL Division Series: Brewers’ 3 home runs propels club into NLCS to face Dodgers
Andrew Vaughn, William Contreras and Brice Turang hit solo home runs to lead the Brewers, marking their seventh playoff appearance in eight years after a 3-1 Game 5 win over the Cubs. NLCS Game 1 is Monday at Milwaukee.
USC upsets No. 15 Michigan in King Miller’s crowning performance
Miller, a walk-on, takes over and rushes 18 times for 158 yards and a touchdown after running backs Waymond Jordan and Eli Sanders leave with apparent injuries in the Trojans' 31-13 win.
Faster rainfall rates raise flood concerns in LA County this coming week
San Bernardino County is not expected to see increased rainfall rates, but the state deployed resources there ahead of the storm.
Perris man killed in shooting involving off-duty OC deputy
It happened Friday evening in the area of Holy Jim Trail and Main Divide Road near Santiago Peak,