Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be the guest of honor at a Newport Beach fundraiser next week seeking to reassure California Republicans that “Go Woke or Go Broke” is the path to victory.
From this story in the LA Times:
The potential 2024 Republican presidential candidate is headlining a fundraiser next month at the $50-million Newport Coast compound owned by “Undercover Billionaire” star Glenn Stearns and his wife, Mindy, a former Los Angeles TV entertainment reporter.
The cost: up to $25,000 per couple. The top donation comes with four tickets to a cocktail hour and a VIP reception, a chance to snap a picture with DeSantis — the overwhelming favorite of California Republicans if former President Trump doesn’t run in 2024 — and preferred dinner seating at the Stearns’ nearly 30,000-square-foot mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean.
I was in Florida when DeSantis’ horrible “Don’t Say Gay” law went into effect and the Orlando Sentinel reported on the massive confusion it created with teachers there. Employees at DisneyWorld hate this governor for his actions against the company that rescinds the resorts ability to govern itself, and now the high cost of maintaining the roads, bridges, landscapes, police and fire will shift to Orange County Florida taxpayers.
The Governor insists Florida (pronounce it Floor-rid-duh) is where woken goes to die.
Sure.
This came from a Tweet suggesting you replace the word “woke” with “Jews” to capture the original German translation.
While I was in Florida, DeSantis suggested that parents who bring their kids to drag queen story hours should be investigated for endangering their kids. It’s not like previous generations who grew up with Milton Berle, Flip Wilson, Jamie Fox, Tom Hanks, Corporal Klinger or Bugs Bunny were ever confronted by males dressing as women. There was a tweet suggesting that they needs to be a drag queen in Florida named Rhondee Santis. So when I went to ComicCon this year, I had the artwork above commissioned for your enjoyment. The artist found a photo of DeSantis at a podium for the baseline.
My friends in Florida are printing T-shirts.
Your acolytes don’t seem impressed.