Beware the Wrath of Pandaman

April 1, 2016 Uncategorized 28

Pandaman Strikes!
Pandaman Strikes!
Pandaman Strikes!

With WonderCon returning to the Anaheim Convention Center in 2017, we’re happy to spoil a major motion picture that will make its debut at the pop culture convention — “The Wrath of Pandaman.”  Conceptual art for the movie poster has been leaked to TheLiberalOC and we offer it above.

Mild-mannered blogger Reg Diiamond seasons his vegetarian meal with salt derived from the desalinated water from the Poseidon Plant in Huntington Beach triggering a mutation that turns him into — Pandaman!  Part-man, Mostly Panda.  And of Pandaman’s full day, only 30 minutes are dedicated to blogging vicious attacks against the DPOC Chair and select members of the Central Committee who won’t abide by Diiamond’s wishes.

Pandaman poses a threat to Orange County Democrats, but only for 30 minutes a day.  Pandaman spends half of every day eating and searching for food.  According to National Geographic, “….The giant panda has an insatiable appetite for bamboo. A typical animal eats half the day—a full 12 out of every 24 hours—and relieves itself dozens of times a day. It takes 28 pounds (12.5 kilograms) of bamboo to satisfy a giant panda’s daily dietary needs, and it hungrily plucks the stalks with elongated wrist bones that function rather like thumbs. Pandas will sometimes eat birds or rodents as well.”

Pandaman’s low energy and slow movements (only the three-toed sloth and Australian rock rat move slower) and smaller sized brain compared to other similarly sized mammals make him no match for fleet footed Democrats.

The film is not yet cast and shooting begins this summer.  “Pandaman!” makes its debut next year at WonderCon.

Happy April Fool’s Day.

28 Comments

  3. I heard there is going to be a “sneak peak” at a DPOC meeting or City Council meeting (actually any place the Pandaman can find a microphone and a captive audience) soon.

  5. I was reluctant to post after being “outed” AND harassed by Greg and he’s blogfly crowd. When Lucas/Lipton and Zenger/Roddy get a REAL job, you can bet I will return the favor.

    However, I digress, Anaheim held a GREAT event today: “GUN’S AND HOSE’S” it was a charity event by the APOA. It was well attended and the local shops were SWAMPED and offered great specials. CONGRATS’ TO THE WINNERS, despite not being a hard core fitness, cop, fireman, Christian it was a great event.

    My favorite part was telling a City Official:

    “You and I might have something in common, We both believe Greg Diamond is the BIGGEST F$^%king A$$hole EVER”.

    The answer: A big smile and “No Comment”.

    I am sure Greg, Vern and company will find fault with Cop’s and Fireman, promoting fitness and law and order to youngsters.

    • I for one applaud Paul Lucas cowardice. The longer he ignores the pleas to come clean, about his FAKE idendity, the more it hurts him.

      Paul is by all examples a DRUG ADDICTED FELON. He has been convicted of narcotics and weapons offenses. No matter what Vern or Joe Dunn may think, the system, OUR system put him away.

      Now John Paul Lucas, has every right afforded to him to defend himself. But, the fact is Paul is too much of a pussy to admit he did something stupid post using “Henry Lipton”. Now this will be retreaded and laughed about, how JOE DUNN allowed his most ardent supporter, Paul “Henry Lipton” Lucas acted like a five year old, Joe KNEW it and said nothing.

      Pauls actions speak to the character of those he speaks for. Does Senator Dunn condone Paul “Henry Lipton” Lucas’ actions. Does Senator Dunn understand?

      In closing let me say both Danand Vern have spoken out regarding pseudom use, but NOBODY has been as hypocrytical as Greg Diamond.

      So either Diamond needs to Man up, or Paul Lucas needs to grow some balls and say Henry Lipton AKA Paul Lucas was a lapse in judgement.

      I won’t hold my breath. Paul is a pussy and Greg to clouded on SRI’S.

      • The weapons charges were dropped in exchange for his guilty plea on possession of meth ( that wasn’t his). I believe Paul has since had his felony conviction wiped clean for completing his probation. It still doesn’t erase the fact he was a guest of taxpayers in lock up and was convicted of a felony. Paul is a candidate for the central committee in AD68 and was fortunate to draw the first ballot position. He is ill-suited to affect policy for our party for a host of reasons. If you’re voting in AD68, skip the top and vote the rest. I did want to clear up your mistake on the weapons charge.

        • Thanks for telling Paul’s story somewhat accurately. (Actually, the guns were legally registered to him, unloaded and locked away safely, so there were no teeth to the threatened gun charge unless they convicted him of SELLING meth which they couldn’t.)

          But still, who says something like “It still doesn’t erase the fact he was a guest of taxpayers in lock up and was convicted of a felony.” You’re really a person who would hold someone’s unjust incarceration against them? What kind of person does that? The mind reels.

          The ironically named “Truth Teller” calls Paul “drug-addicted.” The ironically named “Truth Teller” is full of sh*t. I’ve known him for years, he takes marijuana medicinally and legally, and before his illnesses made that necessary he didn’t drink or take any drugs.

          Then on top of it all I have to try to wrap my head around the spectacle of someone who comments under a pseudonym, who is troubled and scandalized to the point of OBSESSION that Paul might also sometimes use a pseudonym.

          Wrap … mind … around … no, can’t do it.

  6. Guns and Hoses rocks. Little Latino kids learning there is an alternative to the “go nowhere” gang life and poverty their parents inflict upon them. Police explorers demonstrating weapons, responsibly, health, fitness and responsibilility. Not exactly what Jose head Moreno wants, but what Americas future.
    Sure Lipton/Lucas wants young people to get high and become losers, gang members and drug addicts. But most parents want kids to succeed. Lipton and Zenger, Diamond and LeTourneuo will NEVER understand this for the most obvious reason: God excluded them from the party. They will forever try and muscle themselves in as concerned. But it just doesn’t get there. SORRY GUYS.

  8. Vern — Our policy is generally to allow most comments. Including ones from those who disagree with us…you know, the ones you delete when someone disagrees with you.

    As far as discourse, allow me to present the “Oh, Paul Lucas can’t be Henry Lipton” comments and see if the writing styles match up for you:

    henry lipton
    hank.lipton714@gmail.com

    In reply to Dan Chmielewski.

    How many of those politicians have actually hired armed uniformed guards with the explicit orders to intimidate Latinos to discourage them from voting? Dr Moreno recognized a Republican Mayor in light of his non_republican like efforts to lead his city through some horrible times. In those times, Tom Tait put aside republican ideology and did the peoples work. where as the Pringle Marionette brandman behaved like on of the worst types of republicans in these times. A real profile in courage that lil Brandman Marionette there buddy. Jordan cant even pass gas without the ok from pringle. So yeah, your endorsement of brandman is an endorsement of pringle. the man who hired uniformed armed poll guards to intimidate Latino voters to discourage them from voting. And news flash, there is not one single person on this planet who was not aware that both jordan brandman and bao nguyen were gay. You qualify as a DINO because you are a DINO. You cheer DINOs and you cheer republican crony capitalism.
    1. Paul Lucas
    Posted March 27, 2016 at 1:24 AM
    Meanwhile, Curt Pringle who carries on the Klan Tradition in Anaheim is hosting a fundraiser for SOAR along with candidate Lou Correa. As you recall, Curt Pringle hired uniformed Armed Poll Guards to intimidate Latino Citizens to not vote in a genrfal election. Let me repeat that; Curt Pringle paid for and employed Armed, Uniformed Poll Guards to intimidate Latino Citizens to DISUADE them from Voting.
    So let me repeat this; Lou Correa, who is a candidate for office in Anaheim, is Co-Hosting a Fundraiser For SOAR, with a guy who Hired Uniformed Armed Poll Guards, with the explicit orders to Violate the Constitutional Rights of Latinos, by Intimidating them with the Threat of Violence, from voting!
    What are we to think of a guy who sells out his own people by fraternizing with a guy who used the threat of violence to prevent the disenfranchised from exercising their basic constitutional right to vote?
    To add Injury to Injury AND insult, SOAR, (Save Our Anaheim Resort) is the cabal who advocates for the corporate cronyism and corporate welfare that we now see again in the current effort to give hoteliers even more cash at the expense of the most vulnerable on the city! Enough is enough! BASTA CORREA!!

  9. Can Vern star in “Drunk Bastard: the Vern Nelson Story” with Vern wearing those attractive prison scrubs.

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