Best Wingnut of 2009? It’s Orly Taitz

The 2009 Stinque Awards presents OC-birther/lawyer/dentist/realtor Orly Taitz with its 2009 Wingnut of the Year award.  All of the 2009 Stinque Awards are worth a read so check out the blog here.  But the best part of the Orly award is the comment left by “ManchuCandidate” with the lyrics to a song about Orly sung to the tune of “Build Me Up Buttercup” by the Foundations and later by the Goops.

Here goes (copied directly so I don’t know if the misspelled Taitz last name is a mistake or deliberate):

Give Orly a layer of bright orange and slightly more wrinkles, she reminds me of Magda from “There’s Something About Mary.”

Why do you crazy up (crazy up) Orly Taintz, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you’re never right, baby
When you say you are (say you are) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin’
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Orly Taintz, please sue again!

“He was born in X”, you told me time and again
But you’re late, I wait around and then
I went to the court, I can’t take any more
It’s not you, you let me down again
(Hey, hey, hey!) Orly, Orly, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A real birf certificate please
(Hey, hey, hey!) I’ll be home
I’ll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

Why do you crazy up (crazy up) Orly Taintz, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you’re never right, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin’
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Orly Taintz, please sue again!

And remember, this Public Service; if you’re looking for office space in RSM or Mission Viejo, Orly’s blog has an ad for executive suites in her buildings. But do you really want her from a landlord?

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