Friday Afternoon Humor: The Republican-to-English Dictionary

Some Friday afternoon funnies.Ã‚Â GoÃ‚Â to this site.Ã‚Â I’m still laughing about it.

Orange County’s new football leagues are set for 2026 and 2027 seasons
A look at the composition of the county's 11 football-only leagues for the 2026 and 2027 seasons.
Sonora girls soccer knocks off La Habra in wild game between rivals
Zoey Gutierrez scores the winning goal on a free kick in the 70th minute, as Sonora takes 'The Cleat' trophy from its rival.
Long Beach State men hold off Pepperdine with crucial defensive play
Shaquil Bender blocks a potential go-ahead shot late, and LBSU survives its latest tight game, 81-78. Gavin Sykes scores 23 to lead Long Beach, which takes on No. 4 Iowa State on Sunday.
Luka Doncic’s 45-point triple-double leads Lakers past Jazz
Doncic logs his fifth triple-double of the season, LeBron James has 28 points and 10 assists, and the Lakers use a big fourth quarter to rally for a 143-135 road win.
Rams lose to Seahawks in OT thriller, fall out of 1st place in NFC West
The Rams fail to stop Sam Darnold and Seattle from mounting a fourth-quarter comeback, and the hosts win on a two-point conversion, 38-37, to grab the division lead with two weeks left in the regular season.