Friday Afternoon Humor: The Republican-to-English Dictionary

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Lakers’ well-rounded offense leads to win over Heat
Luka Doncic records his first triple-double of the season with 29 points, 11 rebounds and 10 assists to go with three steals, while Austin Reaves has 26 in the Lakers’ 130-120 victory. Jake LaRavia adds 24 points, marking his third consecutive game scoring in double figures.
What’s on the ballot in the first general election since Donald Trump became president
Here’s a look at some of the major races across the country.
Cajon High standout, Commanders QB Jayden Daniels suffers gruesome injury to non-throwing arm
Daniels exits after a sack near the goal line in a 38-14 loss for Washington. Daniels missed two games earlier this season with a knee injury.
LAFC’s Denis Bouanga scores twice to lift club over Austin FC in 1st round of MLS Cup playoffs
Son Heung-Min adds a goal and an assist in a 4-1 win. Bouanga's goal makes him the only active player in the MLS, and one of just nine in history, with at least 10 career goals in the playoffs.
Ducks’ Beckett Sennecke, Cutter Gauthier flourish in win over Devils
The tandem of Sennecke, 19, and Gauthier, 21, both score in a 4-1 win over New Jersey while Lukáš Dostál stops 32 shots.