I think I’ve found a fun way to decide the 1st District Supervisor Election contest.
At first I was thinking of something along the lines of “Celebrity Death Match” but that seemed too harsh.

Why don’t we put the two Ngyuens in a ring, each with a feather pillow and let them fight it out.
While I know there may be a little bias on his part, I think Gerald Feather should referee.
Nguyener Take All!
That picture is incredibly creepy.
classic picture. nice!