If you live in Irvine or Tustin, you might be wondering who “Troutman” is. His campaign has posted hundreds of yard signs with different slogans for “supporting small business” to “stop the draft.” I had to find out what office he’s running for and — after a couple of clicks — he’s running for Congress in CA47.
His candidate’s statement is unintentional comedy gold.
Eric Troutman, attorney, no party, age 47:
Vote Troutman — Protect California and your family!
We need to be tough against Washington right now. They’re pushing California around. They’re laughing at the people here. Treating us like garbage. Acting like family means nothing. They steal our tax dollar. Leave us hungry. Leave us pratically begging. It’s digusting!
We need someone tough and very strongh and honorable to protect Calfornia right now.
Someone powerful. Someone like Troutman!
Troutman is a powerful attorney.
His track record is wins and success and honor!
He is so powerful, he is called “The Czar!”
Other lawyers fear him and learn from him. Troutman is strong and brave enough to protect our families! He will end the corruption. He will win for ther people! Troutman is very honest. You can trust Troutman. He never speaks off a telepromopter. His words are true!
Visit his YouTube channel (@TroutmanforAmerica) and see. Troutman has nothing to hide. He’s a winner. He loves America and the people! Troutman cannot be bought — he’s already rich! He cannot be bullied– hes the toughest lawyer out there!
Trump will respect Troutman and want to make good deals with him! Trump will treat California right when Troutman is there. Good deals for California!
Troutman will be very tough and also very fair to the people here in district 47.
The people trust him. Troutman protects small business. Protects rights. Protects families.
Troutman is very smart and very tough. He will protect us from Washington. America deserves to win!
Eric Troutman
So if you’re wondering who the sigs belong to, now you know.
This is a comedian or a nut case. Take your pick.